Terror Attack against Terrorists?

- We great our viewers wellcome and and we are reporting directly from Gnomantanamo Bay, where it seems as a massive attack has been undertaken. The whole prison camp seems blown to pieces! What is your opinion Professor Svinhufvud?
- This is a tricky one! There are two possibilities as I see it! First, all the fake Santas made a prison break out and staged the explosion as a cover up, in order to avoid being captured again. It is difficult though to imagine approximately 1400 persons in orange overalls running away undetected. Of course you could easily disguise as workmen, but still you're too many...
- It seems difficult, but what about the other possibility?
- That's another scenario! It is when the terrorists are the victims of terror themselves! Somebody did not like these fake Santas and their deceptive activities and decided to blow them to pieces...
- Is there any evidence pointing in this direction?
- No we have not found the epicentre of the explosion yet. It's tricky I tell you! Furthermore, we have not found any bodies, which point at the first possibility as the most probable.
- We thank Professor Svinhufvud for his insightsful, intelligent and knowledgeable comments. That's all from the bombing site for now!

Santa Terror Attack against Gnomeline Studio

-This is the Bluegnome reporting directly from outside the building where the Gnomeline Studio is located. It seems like there has been a terrorist attack directed against the Gnomeline Studio. A wellknown fake Santa-Terrorist seems to been involved, as he was seen leaving the crime site.


Inside the building our sources claim there is chaos and when the attack came, it seems like Professor Svinhufvud was preparing for one of his comments on the fake Santa Terror. Some who have been rescued from the building claim that it was a bomb that went off. Others say it was a fire that went out of control as Professor Svinhufvud was exposing the practice of specific arsonist tricks, when he lost control of the fire. We have a citizen here. What is your opinion?
- Hello my name is Jeffrey! I want all these gnomes, dwarves and crazy academics to go away! They destroyed our X-mas and now they are attacking New Year as well. They talk about terror and how to fight it... I now how to stop it! Round'em up end send them out on the Ocean and let the Air Force train target bombing on'em!
- So that's how ordinary citizens feel about this! This is the Bluegnome reporting recent events for Gnomevision!

Svinhufvud Accuse

- Good evening dwarves, gnomes and folks! Today we have with us in the studio, here at Gnomeline, Professor Svinhufvud and on an external link Gnomas Foxy and Doxy and mr. Xhantar. I pass the word to Professor Svinhufvud! What's up?
- Well I was falsely accused yesterday for setting up fake attacks by fake Santas. Not only my own person, but also the Combat Gnome and the whole Combat Group, was falsely accused. The whole lot of the so called evidence was fabricated and constructed to make me look bad! But today it turns out that my accuser; mr. Xhantar has been caught with his trousers round his ancles! Isn't he a stinker?
- With us on a link from the Gnomelido Bar in downtown Dwarvesville we have Gnomas Foxy and Doxy! What can you tell us?
- We were sitting in the bar minding our very own business when this Xhantar-guy approached. He offered us drinks and stuff and finally he came with a suggestion of a photo-session in a room in the back of the bar. As he said that we were to be fairly paid for our small services, we agreed to his suggestions. In the back room it showed that he had other things in mind. He was not alone. There were two other guys there. Real scumbags if you ask us! And they did disgusting things!
- Who were these men?
- The police helped us to identify them as Duodenum and Anthrax! Really nasty bastards. They tied us up and made us do unspeakable things. Against our will! We did not want this we said! But we were told to shut the fuck up! Afterwards they throw us out in the cold winter night, practically without clothes! This Xhantar laughed and said that we should test ourselves for certain types of sicknesses! We have not slept ever since! He is an animal that one! A beast of a dwarf!
- What do you have to say, mr. Xhantar?
- That's the worst rubbish I've ever heard of! Okay we had a nice time together, but they were there of their own free will! And there were not anybody else there! To include Duodenum and Anthrax is an outright lie. This Svinhufvud is an intrigant son of a bitch, totally lacking scruples!
- What is your response to this Professor Svinhufvud?
- It's ridicilous! Yesterday they presented material that was consisting of photos taken of paper figurines; a total fake! Even the baloon was fake! People capable of such fraude, cannot ever be trusted in any respect!
- How do you plan to proceed with your accusations, Foxy and Doxy?
- Our lawyer, mr. Castlestream, has aviced us to go to court and press charges for rape and serious molesting against Xhantar, Duodenum and Anthrax. We also claim damages 20 million Euro!
- It is clear that a society ruled by law can't accept that scumbags like this are allowed to move arround without restrictions. They must be put behind bars where they belong!
- We thank Professor Svinhufvud for this insightsful and balanced comment and wish you all, dwarves, gnomes and folks good night?

Santa Terrorist Exposure

- Good evening dwarves, gnomes and folks! Today we can present sensational material from Wackoleaks! Tell us more mr. Xhantar!
- Well yeah, after long surveilance we succeeded to get a snap-shot that proves that Svinhufvud and the Combat Group doesn't play with open cards. They have a hidden agenda. The snap-shot reveals Svinhufvud instructing fake Santas to make a fake terrorist attack. In the background we can see the Combat Group's Battle Baloon with the Combat Gnome in the front. The setting shows the crime, the planning and the involved actors en flagrante!

- Professor Anthrax what is your response to this sensational information?
- It's just what you could expect! Svinhufvud would do anything to prove his point. He has a long history of deception. Whatever he says must be considered as a possible lie and deception!
- What do you think of this Professor Duodenum?
- It's an outrage! The man is totally out of touch with reality and is actually trying to draw the rest of society into his sick perceptions. He wants our reality to be like his sick fantasies! Disgusting! For a month his has been rouming arround the world with his terror tales and now it is shown to be a total fake!
- Mr. Xhantar, what is your opinion of this?
- Well, we at Wackoleaks are pleased to reveal this kind of exposure of fakes, half-truths and outright public lies. We are here to serve the public! For a small cost of course!
- We thank mr. Xhantar, professors Anthrax and Duodenum for their illuminating information on this topic. Good night dwarves, gnomes and folks!

Svinhufvud Denies Fraud

- Good evening dear dwarves, gnomes and folks! We have with us this evening in the Gnomeline Studio Professor Svinhufvud. Yesterday Professor Svinhufvud Wackoleaks accused you of grand scale fraud and that the war on Santa Terror was just about arresting ordninary citizens minding their own private business! Is there any substance in the claims of mr. Xhantar, professors Duodenum and Anthrax?
- Of course not! It is as always; a storm in a tin bucket! We have, in fact, hard evidence, proving that there has been REAL TERROR ATTACKS hurting ordninary people, destroying private and public property and terrorizing people! I have the photos and I have the the moving pictures as well!!!
- I see... there is no doubt then?
- Not a chance! It just wishful thinking of the scumbags back over at Gnomevision. The photos are clear in their information and they clearly show fake Santas running from the scenes of their crimes. I can add that all of these perpetrators you see here are held at Gnomantanamo Bay at the proesent.
- Can you describe what we see here?
- Of course! I'll be delighted to. First we se a Santa who set up a car bomb outside a mall. A disaster! Arround 100 casualties and a lot of damage to business installations. You can see the perpetrator running in the front. Isn't this a sight of a man totally lacking scruples?



- The second is a downtown bombing in Dwarvesville, destroying a supermarket causing the death of no more than 23 people, twelve gnomes and ten dwarves. Terrible and you see this Santa terrorist escaping in the front. It's making me sick actually just to look at it!



- Finally, the third is a bombing of a combined hardware store and supermarket. You see the terrorist running in the front. Here 43 people, two gnomes and seven dwarves were the victims.


What mr. Xhantar, Professor Duodenum and Professor Anthrax fail to see is that real dwarves, gnomes and folks are suffering from the ruthlessness of these rough Santas. Instead they accuse me. Talk about shooting the messenger!
- Thank you Professor Svinhufvud for setting us all on the right track. That's all dwarves, gnomes and folks, have a nice evening!

The Truth about the Santa Terror

- Good evening dear dwarves, gomes and folks! This is the Bluegnome reporting directly from the Gnomevision studio and with us tonight are distinguished Professors Duodenum and Anthrax and on a link the admirable mr. Xhantar. You have sensational material for us tonight mr. Xhantar, haven't you?
- Oh yeah! Today we at the Wackoleaks release a lot of documents, 192,234 in fact, proving who the group behind Svinhufvud and the combat Gnome really has been holdning in custody at Gnomantanamo Bay!
- That sounds really intriguing, tell us more!
- It seems that of the 1,478 fake Santas arrested at Gnomantanamo Bay 942 was husbands and fathers preparing for X-mas celebration for their own or their neigbours kids. Arround 345 was arrested in malls and supermarkets taking up wishes from kids and the rest, 191, was actually involved in activities they could not explain in a rational manner. Of these 23 were armed with guns, knives and explosives. This means that Svinhufvud and his gang has rounded up approximately 1,456 innocent people and are still holding them in detention.
- This sounds not quite right...
- Not quite right! I beg your pardon! Is there something called rule of law here? Or has Svinhufvud ruling as a military dictator. I demand that all the detainee's at Gnomantanamo Bay are released immediately. This can't go on! It has to stop!
- I totally agree, as soon as we put that Svinhufvud charactyer behind bars the better! Having weapons for your personal protection isn't a crime as long as you can provide a licence for it! Explosives may be used celebrating X-mas and New Year, and then this is neither a crime!
- It seems that Svinhufvud has done some miscalculations here! That's all dwarves, gnomes and folks! See you tomorrow!

X-mas Day Terror Up-Date

- Good evening dwarves, gnomes and folks! Tonight Professors Duodenum and Anthrax are with us here in the studio and on link we also have Mr. Xhantar available! What are your comments on the last development of this Santa terrorist business?
- It's an outrage! This lunatic Svinhufvud has totally destroyed X-mas. This lovely institution, invented for profiting business and sales of tottally unnecessary products. Business and sales are down both in Gnomopolis and Dwarvesville! It's a catastroph! Thanks to him we are on our way into a deep recession.
- All this can be blamed on Svinhufvud?
- Yes of course! Usually I am not fond of easy explanations, but where Svinhufvud is involved, he is to blame. It is as sure as there is rice in China and that bears take a shit in the woodlands!
- Furthermore, Svinhufvud has an ability to badly influence those cloose to him. He is like the bad apple in the basket, contaminating the whole lot! It would be better if he didn't exist!
- But what about yesterday? The Santa robbery in Stockholm and all the other things fake Santas did yesterday? Shouldn't we be worried about them?
- Of course this is severe incidents, but Svinhufvud actually makes them worse!
- Worse? How come?
- He exaggerates the events! Takes a small and insignificant event and make into a huge problem that threatens all of society as we know it!
- Oh, that is bad!
- Yeah, that's disinformation!
- We thank professors Duodenum, Anthrax and mr. Xhantar for their valuable and insightsful comments on these events. That's all dwarves, gnomes and folks!