It seems like the big pig-massacre-day is slowly cloosing in. That, however, is a strictly human perspective. For the pig-community in general and the individual pig its cloosing in much too fast. Soon almost the entire pig population is going to be exterminated and for the few survivors this means that almost every one they know will be dead. Being born a piglet is indeed a nasty business and a cruel fate.
To come to terms with these misdeads the Garden Gnome Community has decided to do something about this horrible event. The most effective remedy according to the chief analyst of the Garden Gnome Special Task Force (GGTF) would be to individualize as many pigs as possible. This will rend it impossible to avoid questions like: "- Isn't that Henry III Swineroof we are eating now?" from your concerned children...
Today's PIG is named Marcelo Puffin and has served his master gnome well for a little more than a decade. "- He is a good companion and he does not easily get into stressful behaviour!" the Mahtoob Gnome says with affection in his voice. "Marcelo only gets excited about truffles, then he can be a little bit carried away out of focus... and into some kind of obsessive condition... But what do you know? This is a pig with a personality after all!"
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I just knew Gnomes mobilized. I just didn't know what they mobilized to do exactly. Must pass on this information.
Funny that we should find gnomes here as well as on your dear wife's blog. Although my gnomes are a little bit more jellylike...
The reason why the gnome is seated so far to the front of the pig is that he's riding it as an elephant... And quite right - the gnomes are mobilizing...
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