Away from the Daily Turmoil

The Garden Gnome Guide felt fed up with everything and took his best friend Piggy with him and left fo the Arctic, which can be wonderful this time of the year. Spectacular sceneries. wildlife in abundance! What can beat that?
Away from everyday politics as when a Swedish politician argued that fat people should be extra taxed for their unsound lifestyle. Furthermore he thought people that falsely got money out of the welfare system should be paraded in public, dressed in hyena-suites. The Garden Gnome Guide felt that society had hit an all-time low and left.
All this and all the exitement during the Anti-Santa Terror Campaign made him long for the stillness of the Arctic. As he was padling his kayak through the stillness he became aware of something disturbing the quite Arctic scenery. A disturbance of an unwanted sort...

Oh yes, it was that horrible scumbag, Professor Anthrax, having a disagreement with an angry Polarbear. The Garden Gnome Guide wisely choose to ignore this incident and leave the result to nature...

Capture of Terrorist Leader

- Good evening dwarves, gnomes and folks! Today I, the Garden Gnome Guide, can proudly present to you our greatest achievement up to now. We've captured the legendary terrorist leader, known as Santa X. He is suspected to be behind the bombing of the Gnomeline Studio and the the destruction of the Detention Centre at Gnomantanamo Bay. What is your opinion Professor Svinhufvud?
- It is the consequence of ordinary and continuous detective work that finally paid off and led to its' capture. This is a really mean and nasty character. They don't get much worse than this specimen! Lets see if we can communicate with it! Hey you useless Santa imitation, what can you say in defence of yourself?
- This is an outrage! I tried to deliver X-mas presents to my family and suddenly a lot of thugs attacked and abused me! I protest against this kind of treatment!
- You hear! It has no insights into its' problems! Its actually in a state of total denial! They all are like this! Their stories are stereotypes, which no one can believe. All tell the same tale! Still they are convinced of their innocence. They act as if they were high on some unknown drug that totally distort their perceptions. They cannot be prosecuted... we have to hold them in detention until we find a cure! Its sad really!
- That's all dwarves, gnomes and folks! We'll be back if there is any sensational developments!

Sexual Abuse or Free Love

- Tonight I, the Bluegnome is downtown Dwarvesville to try and interview Gnomas Foxy and Doxy, and to try and find out what really happened between them and mr.Xhantar. Is it possible for me to get an interview with you two ladies?
- It is possible, but if we don't like the questions or issues brought up we will terminate the interview on the spot.
- Okay, I understand that! Mr. Xhantar says that what you're saying and accusing him of is all a pack of lies. He claims that you had sexual intercourse with him just because he is famous and afterwards you accussed him just to get some extra cash from the media selling your story. How do you respond to that?
- He is lying of course! he is the kind of man who thinks that the world is a private candy-box just for him and that he can do anything he wishes to. In that respect he is omnipotent! Like a god!
- Oh, but he claims that you presented quite another story until you got associated with your lawyer mr. Castlestream?
- Of course mr. Castlestream is our legal advisor and we put full trust in him and his professional skills. He has also told us what to say and when to say it! In accordance with his advice, this interview is now finnished!
- That's seems to be all for now dwarves, gnomes and folks!


- Luckily we got hold of a taping of that interview and we have the material to compare it with another interview undertaken by the always reliable Garden Gnome Guide, at the recording studio of Foxy and Doxy.
- What is your opinion of mr. Xhantar, Professors Duodenum and Anthrax?
- They are scumbags and are capable of anything to get away with the illegal activities they are involved in. When we charged mr. Xhantar, they immediately started a smearing campaign against us and our good reputation. Business looks really bad now for us, because people seems reluctant to get involved with us. The old saying, where there is smoke there is also a fire, is becoming true! And they are guilty as hell, all three of them!
- I thank you for your cooperation and I have the pleasure to invite you to work at Gnomeline with the entertainment department. It is a small compensation, but it is something to fend off the inconveniences created by Xhantar, Duodenum and Anthrax.
- Gee, thanks a lot!
- So you, dear viewers, see that it all boils down to who you believe in: either the two Gnomas Foxy and Doxy and their legal advisor mr. Castlestream or the academic side, consisting of Professors Duodenum and Anthrax and their associate mr. Xhantar.