söndag 2 januari 2011

Capture of Terrorist Leader


- Good evening dwarves, gnomes and folks! Today I, the Garden Gnome Guide, can proudly present to you our greatest achievement up to now. We've captured the legendary terrorist leader, known as Santa X. He is suspected to be behind the bombing of the Gnomeline Studio and the the destruction of the Detention Centre at Gnomantanamo Bay. What is your opinion Professor Svinhufvud?
- It is the consequence of ordinary and continuous detective work that finally paid off and led to its' capture. This is a really mean and nasty character. They don't get much worse than this specimen! Lets see if we can communicate with it! Hey you useless Santa imitation, what can you say in defence of yourself?
- This is an outrage! I tried to deliver X-mas presents to my family and suddenly a lot of thugs attacked and abused me! I protest against this kind of treatment!
- You hear! It has no insights into its' problems! Its actually in a state of total denial! They all are like this! Their stories are stereotypes, which no one can believe. All tell the same tale! Still they are convinced of their innocence. They act as if they were high on some unknown drug that totally distort their perceptions. They cannot be prosecuted... we have to hold them in detention until we find a cure! Its sad really!
- That's all dwarves, gnomes and folks! We'll be back if there is any sensational developments!

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