Life on the Wild Side

Living a dull and un-exciting life? Be cool! There's a cure! Join our tour around the world with the Garden Gnome Guide and the Combat Gnome. Unfortunately today the Combat Gnome got interested in the Safari Guide's guns and rifles and during that study our dearest friend, the Garden Gnome Guide, this timid and frriendly creature, got busted by a lioness. Real bad! As we can see a gnome's pride, the hat got severly damaged. Of course, our friend doesn't go on a safari naked, but has brought with his huge collection of identical gnome hats.
There has been a discussion within the gnome community to have an exhibition showing the world the enourmous variety among gnome hats. A dream would be to show the famous talking gnome hat, the listening gnome hat and the seeing gnome hat. But first you have to find them and that is a task tried by many and so far without success.
How the tragedy above ended? Well the Combat Gnome got hold of a huge gun and scared the lioness off... pity there was probably some dissapointed cubs somewhere behind her...