Gnomeline Analysis - X-mas just one day away

- Good morning dear viewers, and especially all you small creatures worrying about the recent development of events. This very mornin’ we’re reached by the terrible news that no less than 12 million piglets has been castrated without using of any form of painkiller or analgesics. What you say about that Professor Ambjoern Svinhufvud?
- It is simply terrible! But what to expect? The arrogance and ingnomity of overgrowns… They simply don’t have it within them… compassion, humanity, empathy… It is sad really, but they don’t know better…
- With us downtown we have the Lawn Mover Gnome, reporting live from a super market! How are things downtown now?
- Well the place is actually deserted and you only see a few overgrowns, quite disorientated actually… some gnome and pig patrols... the PATALAP, it is spread as a rumour, are building up their forces outside the city and they will, says this rumour, return to the city during the night and cleanse it from, what they perceive as, all forms of smallish illegal resistance. This super market is totally empty and you can't see a living soul anywhere. There is only one day to X-mas Eve and still no people dare go out shopping… I say the campaign is successful, but still you don't hear a thing on the mainstream media, which just seem to ignore the events or explain them as accidents or the deeds of misguided youngsters. One of their problem with the last explanation is that those younsters would be approximately two or three years old according to their body length...
- We thank the Lawn Mover Gnome for that live report. What is your response to that Professor?
- What could you say? To deny or ignore are well-known psychological defense mechanisms, frequently used by overgrowners... I talked to the Garden Gnome Guide just an hour ago and he said that he has planned for this a long time now and it seems that everything is going his way at the moment. It seemed to me that he has something going for ‘im… I don’t know what it is, but I think we’ll know in a day or two…
- Thank you Professor! With us here today is also the Arrogant and Patronizing Gnome, who has deep insights in how overgrowners think and act.
- Good day to you! I am very glad and joyful to have the opportunity to be here! As I adopted the facial appearance of an overgrown politician I’ve spent some time trying to figure out what his motives and driving forces are. I think that arrogance, envy and greed are big motivators. Lack of empathy is also important in his behavioural arsenal. To my understanding, to act and live like this character means that you don’t listen to others and when you finally do, you claim that they didn’t understand what you said or the inner meaning of your acts.
- Sounds intriguing and overgrowners actually elect such people?
- Oh yes, they sort of disregard the meaning of what is said, but just think that it sounds okay.
- That explains a lot I think… could you give us an example of how such a political leader acts and express himself?
- Certainly… What we have seen here during the last couple of days, is nothing less then the uncivilized acts and doings of the opposition. This is what they offer you: Chaos and the claim that it is caused by ravaging gnomes, dwarves, wild boars and pigs. This is not true! It is the opposition that cause all this. And this is how it is going to be if you don’t re-elect me. Order, that is me – chaos, that’s all the others – the choice is simple, and it is up to YOU!
- We thank the Arrogant and Patronizing Gnome for that… and tomorrow you’ll watch us again!!!