X-mas just 17 days away

Today we can see two of liberated pigs, Hans and Franz Hartmann, resting at a safe place together with the Garden Gnome Guide, Gnoma Fatale and Combat Gnome 32. Hans and Franz are being curious about their new environment and are investigating it thouroughly. This is one of the many exciting features of the being of pigs. It is most sadly overlooked by most people, who only focus on pigs tendency to enjoy being dirty. One similarity between pigs, gnomes and humans as that they all use their heads.

The Garden Gnome Guide started to speculate about experiences that could be drawn from the successful operation of yesterday and presented his theory of the strategy to be used in the future struggle:

"- I think Ambjoern Svinhufvud has a point. We have an advantage as long as we are not publicly recognized as thinking and sensitive beings. When people actually don't see us they tend to overlook us, and put us as an integrated part of the environment! Much like a stone, a mushroom or a bush!"

"- I don't know about that, said Gnoma Fatale, people always seems to see me when I'm around!"

"- That's not the point, you address another part of their brains, the reptile part! What I'm talking about is the possibility of strike out of hiding and then dissappear quickly!"

"- What I'm talking about is making manoeuvres of diversion!"

"- Oh, I see, ...you mean that we can use a more flexible strategy and tactic?"

"- Of course, I appear they become occupied and you strike ...!"

"- Splendid, now we only have to plan tonights specific operation...

Here we have to leave our tiny group of conspirators, as the success of that operation is depending on the secrecy of the plan, which guarantee the surprise effect of it... Or as Svinhufvud once philsophically said:

"- When you know what's inside the X-mas present, half the fun is spoiled... or when you crack the shell of the egg its usefulness vanishes quickly!"