Today we turn our heads towards pig evolution. Some people might argue that pigs has not evolved during historical times, but nothing could be more wrong. For instance the pig of today is a relative newcomer and its ancestors looked and appeared quite differently. They were certainly not pink, because that's simply not an efficient cloaking device in the wilderness. Rather they were brownish in different patterns and cloaked rather well in any forest or field.
But the Garden Gnome Guide and his team at the Combat Pig Training Camp has succeeded in mutate pigs by using modern DNA-technology and modify the genes of the pigs. These particular pigs on the photo has been altered by using genes from pigeons and suddenly you have the Pigeon Pig. This modification is thought to use in combat against the pig exterminating society. If the PATALAP bring in their terrorist combatting paratroupers they will be countered by the use of flying pigs and levitating gnomes.
The Garden Gnome Guide is at the present preparing the tactics and the strategy to be used by these new armed forces. The Garden Gnome Guide say:
"- ... it is a little bit like when the German strategist Erwin Rommel wrote his famous book Tank in Battle, to use a completely new type of technology and in a new way that your opponents not yet have been thinkin' of. The flying pigs and the levitating gnomes will simply terrify everyone that is exposed to them! Our opponents wrongly assumes that pigs in general are harmless creatures! Nothing could be more wrong! They can be mean, nasty and evil!"
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