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Today Dwarfvision proudly presents, in cooperation Smallish People's Network and Short Journalists Trade Union, a brand new news program: The Gnomeline!!! We have come to the conclusion that in order to bring the interests of shorter beings, a new news channel is needed and it is needed badly! Who would otherwise speak up for those beneath a length of 150 centimeters?

Your news reader is, neatly dressed in a brand new latexdress, Gnoma Interrogata or as she is known among the Gnome community "Sly the unforgiving"...We have been equipped with the newest technology available (for us that is, even though some scumbags hi-jacked one of our trucks on the way here to supply us with the very, very latest of equipment, but this will have to do for now!).

Today the Garden Gnome Guide reports of increased infighting in Central City where the authorities assisted by PATALAP troupers are trying to put a stop to the liberation of suppressed and death-threatened pigs. But the Garden Gnome Guide is equipped with his black titanium baseball bat! That is what is seen on the screen of the right, while on the left screen we see a shameless man exposing a so called prize boar, which is in fact a kind of pig stallion, kept for insemination purposes only. We claim that this is un-piggish and has to be stopped immediately. Pigs ought to be allowed to choose their own spouses. Pigs should be acknowledged as the social beings they are!

The Gnome Combat Group keeps up the struggle and You will be watching us tomorrow when professor Ambjoern Svinhuvfud will join us for an interview, where he will us of the mythic Manifesto for smaller beings. Meanwhile Svinhuvfud tells you this:

"- The favouritism of bigger people has to be brought to an end, as they clearly are a waste of space!"

That's all for now folks, especially for you smaller ones...