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Yesterdays newsline presenting Professor Ambjoern Svinhufvud made a lot of people, especially long ones, sad, angry and agitated. Today the studio of Gnomeline has received a lot of e-mails, sms's and phone calls from angry wievers. Some says that this was unnecessary and took away the focus from the liberation of the pigs, while others said that Professor Svinhufvud's Manifesto was among the most stupid things they ever heard of. Today this morning we were visited by another professor, the distinguished Professor of experimental psychology Psychee Spineless. And as we have Professor Svinhufvud with us on a link from where he is right now (which is highly confidential):

- Hello Professor Svinhufvud, can you hear me?

- I can hear you, there is no need to scream at me...

- The distinguished professor in experimental psychology Psychee Spineless was with us earlier and put some questions to you. Can you answer or try to answer them?

- First, I don't think that scumbag is especially distinguished and I surely have no clue how he could ever become professor. But then again, what to expect, experimental psychology is just a matter of exchanging the lab-rats with real people. But surely I can answer any question of his, just go ahead.

- Professor Spineless asks: How come you present a Manifesto of Shortness that everyone could see is of great length?

- Bah, what kind of a question is that? But to answer it, the Manifesto is just a reflection of all the bad things overgrowners has been doing against small people since the beginning of time and to shorten the list would do them great injustice...

- This Manifesto sounds to me as bringing nazism back in again, just making the same wrongs to other types of people. Isn't this the problem; You're in fact replacing one injustice with another?

- Bah, is that all you can come up with? In fact this is an attempt to develop the human race. Our intention is to replace bad and wasteful policies with good and forwardlooking ones. A world ruled by smaller people will be more environmentally friendly, more resourceful and more efficient.

- What happened to the campaign to set the threatened pig population free? It seems like you actually destroyed that operation with your senseless initiative?

- Bah, you can't make an omelette without cracking eggs! Sometimes you have to take chances to achieve the greater good. That is inevitable! No wonder why his name is Spineless... God day to you... I am getting bored...

We thank Professor Svinhufvud for this interview and turn to other news.

Today no less than 54 pigs were liberated in a military operation led by the Garden Gnome Guide. This is the most sucessful operation since the pig liberation campaign started two weeks ago. There has been talk about promoting the Garden Gnome Guide to Chief Strategist of the Joint Gnome Forces...