- Dear viewers, very welcome to the Gnomeline’s New Year’s Celebration. We have a great show tonight, to celebrate the New Year and remember the old one that has passed by. We have a lot of guests, as the Garden Gnome Guide, the Rabid Feminist Gnoma, the Lawn Mover Gnome, the Bat-Biker Gnome, Professor Svinhufvud, Associate Professor Puke Womit, liberated pigs and piglets, flying pigs and levitating gnomes and many, many more. And I who is your host this evening is Gnoma Interrogata. First we will turn to the year just passed by. What does the Garden Gnome Guide remember as being the best?
- Well of course the successful campaign in the end of the year, but also the difficult remaking of a bathroom. Two difficult tasks, accomplished by using different sets of skills. The latter both theoretical, analytical and practical, while the former requiring both workman skills and knowhow.
- We turn to the Rabid Feminist Gnoma – What do you remember best from this year?
- A lot of bad politics, not to say anti-feminist policies implemented by those loosers running contemporary Gnome Affairs. All the good stuff came at the end with the defeat of the PATALAP and that all those cute piglets that was liberated. It’s a pity though that darned Anthrax came back. They should have kept him in the Taklamakan desert! Forever! But I bet they couldn’t stand him there either!
- What do you think Professor Svinhufvud?
- Yeah it was a tough year, but it seemed to go okay at the end, but then those buggers returned and succeeded in taking away our complete victory. I was so close!!! Think of it! A world only populated by dwarves and gnomes. Very efficient! What a dream! It just has to come true before it is too late...
- The party is going to go on here until late tonight... but for now A Very Happy New Year in the Sign of Shortness...
- Well of course the successful campaign in the end of the year, but also the difficult remaking of a bathroom. Two difficult tasks, accomplished by using different sets of skills. The latter both theoretical, analytical and practical, while the former requiring both workman skills and knowhow.
- We turn to the Rabid Feminist Gnoma – What do you remember best from this year?
- A lot of bad politics, not to say anti-feminist policies implemented by those loosers running contemporary Gnome Affairs. All the good stuff came at the end with the defeat of the PATALAP and that all those cute piglets that was liberated. It’s a pity though that darned Anthrax came back. They should have kept him in the Taklamakan desert! Forever! But I bet they couldn’t stand him there either!
- What do you think Professor Svinhufvud?
- Yeah it was a tough year, but it seemed to go okay at the end, but then those buggers returned and succeeded in taking away our complete victory. I was so close!!! Think of it! A world only populated by dwarves and gnomes. Very efficient! What a dream! It just has to come true before it is too late...
- The party is going to go on here until late tonight... but for now A Very Happy New Year in the Sign of Shortness...
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I wished I had be invited to this spectacular event. Maybe next year.
You never know what the future might be like... maybe next year!
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