Today Gnomeline's Temporary Studio reports that a joint levitating gnome and flying pig attack just occurred during the X-mas sales in downtown Central City. At the meat market several hundreds of bodies of murdered pigs were confiscated and taken away.
The leader of the combat group, the Bat-Biker Gnome (another one of the Garden Gnome Guide's cousins), made a statement at the spot of the operation in front of the surprised X-mas shoppers:
- These dreadful ungnomish and unpigly acts must be brought to an end! The gnome and pig communities cannot accept this any longer. Those who continue along these dreadful lines of behaviour will be punished. Every gnome, dwarf, pig or wild boar will join on the destruction of gardens and agricultural landscape owned by identified trangressors!
Then the whole combat group left as fast as they had arrived...
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