Gnomeline Economics - X-mas 8 days away

"- Today we are proud to present an interview with the Greedy Financing Gnome, who will guide us into the mine field of Gnomonomics! Is there really a need for specialised economics just focusing on Gnome Affairs?"

"- Why does everybody tend to mistrust me all the time? Everything I come up with is called bad things!"

"- I know why," said the Garden Gnome Guide, coming in on a link from the K2, "that's 'cause you're a greedy little bugger who would sell your mother if you saw any profite in it!"

"- Just listen to that! I have put up with comments like this all the time!"

"- But isn't it a fact that you're now dwelling in a gnomehole reserved for needing gnome students?" asked the Rabid Feminist Gnoma.

"- Here I have to point out that I was appointed as First Greedy Financing Gnome because of my skills as caretaker of large amounts of precious metals and money! What you call greed I define as economical!"

"- When you were an ordinary mining gnome, how come you didn't pay any taxes?" asked the Garden Gnome Guide.

"- That mine is located in Vorkuta and out of our tax authorities jurisdiction!"

"- When you were trusted with a radio reciever, howcome you didn't pay the radio licence fee for it?"

"- It was an act of civil disobedience!"

"- It's funny," said the rabid Feminist Gnoma, "that you always have an explanation for your misdeeds, your frauds, your lack of tax morals and your lack of feeling of being a part of a community! How would you say you understand the concept of common good?"

"- What kind of a communist question is this?"

"- We only want to know if you yourself feel as a part of something bigger than yourself or if you plainly are a selfish greedy little bugger?" asked the Garden Gnome Guide.

"- Oink!" said Quentin Styantino, the smiling pig.

"- I will tell you that my empathic abilities are great indead," said the Greedy Financing Gnome, "and yesterday I decided to become an indirect vegetarian!"

"- An indirect Vegetarian? What on earth is that?" asked the Gnoma Interrogata.

"- From this day on I will only eat meat from animals who feed on vegetarian food stuffs!"

"- That's just typical!" said the Garden Gnome Guide. "Every time something important comes up you answer to something else and try to twist everything! Is it impossible for you to give a straight answer?"

"- You're not just a selfish greedy little bugger, you're also a damned lier and a discursive acrobat!" said the Rabid Feminst Gnoma.

At this moment, the Selfish Greedy Financing Gnome, stood up on his feet and left the premises waving his guiding light and muttering something about communists and boneheads...

If you should think that the Greedy Financing Gnome looks like some wellknown politician, that is just a coincidence, just as when you dig up a potato and it looks like one of your friends. In gnome society there has been a long-time trend of continuously appearing look-alikes, impersonating some wellknown person or even celebrity... this is just how modern gnomes act, nothing funny about that...