onsdag 2 december 2009

X-mas 22 days away


Today a small combat group of gnomes have been attacking a breading facility and been able to liberate their especially prized boar. His name is Henry XXXIV and his reputation is widespread in the swine breading community. Still, he looks happy enough being liberated by the militant gnomes.


The Gnome Chief Analyst made a statement celebrating the significance of this occasion: "- We the Garden Gnome Special Task Force (GGTF) claim that befor X-mas Day an absolute minimum of 25 pigs will be liberated and saved from the barbaric X-mas PIG Massacre. It is the same thing every year over and over again. This cannot continue. It must be brought to an end. Whenever did the pig community do anything harmful to any human? We, the Garden Gnomes, normally ae a peaceful community, but wherever unjustice and barbaric behabviour is occurring we have to strike hard and distinct."


A spokesman for the joint garden gnome and dworf community, the illustrious Professor Ambjoern Svinhufvud, said: "- This is just typical! Just being of a certain height, makes people think that they can do whatever they like. Never for a moment considering that they might step on the rights of someone smaller. Being over a certain length does not entitle one to do bad deads, rather the opposite - if you are big and strong you have to be kind and decent!"

4 kommentarer:

Bloggerskan sa...

Så sa redan Bamse. Eller om det var Fantomen. Eller Pippi.

DLM sa...

Nej det var ju Bamse...

lifeshighway sa...

I am loving your blog. Passing it alone to my readers both my blog and on twitter. Very funny

DLM sa...

Great that you like it...