Gnomeline Industrial Affairs - X-mas 7 days away

- Today we are being visited by the Duracell Gnoma, repsonsible for Gnome Industrial Affairs. Some say even the mismanagement of gnome affairs. With us on a link from their K2 expedition we have the Rabid Feminist Gnoma and the Garden Gnome Guide. God day to you Duracell Gnoma!

- Glad to be here!

- Is it true that half a year ago or so, you said in an interview, that you would never interfere with Gnome Industrial Affairs and waste Gnome money on that, for nothing? asked the Garden Gnome Guide.

- I've never said that!!!

- But we have it here on tape! " I will never waste gnome money on worthless gnome industrial affairs!" a voice is heard saying. Isn't this your voice?

- I've never said that!!!!!!!

- But we can clearly hear you say just that...

- I'VE NEVER SAID THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- I don't think we can get any further on that one! the Gnoma Interrogata concluded.

- Some months ago you had an opportunity for worrisome gnomes to e-mail you, didn't you? asked the Rabid Feminst Gnoma.

- Yes I think it is important to keep a close contact with ordinary gnomes...

- But it wasn't you who answered their e-mails, it was your secretary...

- That is so untrue!!!

- But we asked her and she said that it was she who answered, but that she signed the e-mails with your name, isn't that being false to your fellow gnomes?

- That is so untrue!!!!

- We have her on tape!

- THAT IS SO UNTRUE!!!!!!!!

- I'll think we change the subject there!

- Oink! said Quentin Styantino, the priceless pig.

- What did the pig say? Was it an insult? screamed the Duracell Gnoma angrily, and walked out of the studio...

- Todays action on the pig liberation front is up next. There is a rumour that no less than 321 pigs has been liberated from a pig detention camp this evening...