- We have today a report that the distinguished Professor Ambjoern Svinhufvud and Associate Professor Puke Womit has been suspended and will not be granted any research funding until the suspension is lifted. We have with us here in the studio Professor Svinhufvud. What is your response to this unexpected development?
- Ah, what can you say? That Duodenum is nothing but a con man. He and Anthrax are simply paid by the government to keep the existing order and prevent any form of change. There is nothing of scientific value in what they say… It is just an violent and unjustified attack an me and associates as persons.
- He had a rather elaborated argumentation against you and the Manifesto of Shortness. What is your response?
- Well, it is not easy because the fellow talks sort of silent and pronounce a lot of words incorrectly. But as I recollect it, he said that the idea of decreasing people’s body length would improve life for a greater amount. First, i deny that because that imbecile doesn’t understand anything. We intend to actually decrease the population in quantitative terms also. There will be fewer people who also are smaller, which will decrease human impact on the planetary resources. Second, he can’t see the whole picture, in fact he is incapable of conducting any kind of holistic analysis, which is what I do. Therefore he doesn’t understand that humanity already is involved in a process that is going to change living conditions and circumscribe the possible amount of people living on the planet.
- But what about these accusations of your methods of enforcing the manifesto, wouldn’t that include authoritarian rule, or even totalitarian?
- People with limited intelligence, as Duodenom and Anthrax, does not understand that this process already has been started! And I didn't start it!
- Has it? Who started it?
- That’s easy to explain! It was of course the overgrowners as they started to industrialize and pollute the whole planet. In particular in recent time certain plastic compounds has been spread in nature and the environment, which the human body identifies as female hormones and these hormones decrease the build up of male hormones in males. This lowers the fertility rate and decrease the amount of newly born infants. It is just a matter of wait and see.
- I’ve never heard of this, is it really true?
- Of course it is. In the mid-90s the Danes found semen collected in 1965, stored away and forgotten. The Danes replicated the study on semen taken from Dane males in 1995, 30 years after and found that fertility had fallen with 50 percent in 30 years time, thanks to plastics spread in the environment. So what Anthrax and Duodenum reads into the Manifesto of Shortness is simply incorrect. I and my associates will do nothing to enforce any form of authoritarian or totalitarian rule. The development that comes from modernization and urban development will do the trick with or without my participation.
- But then why the Manifesto?
- It is simply a way of correcting the orientation of society…
- We hereby thank Professor Svinhufvud and I can tell you, dear viewers that the channel who spread this pack of lies has been reported to the Broadcasting Control Board, who will investigate the matter further…
- Ah, what can you say? That Duodenum is nothing but a con man. He and Anthrax are simply paid by the government to keep the existing order and prevent any form of change. There is nothing of scientific value in what they say… It is just an violent and unjustified attack an me and associates as persons.
- He had a rather elaborated argumentation against you and the Manifesto of Shortness. What is your response?
- Well, it is not easy because the fellow talks sort of silent and pronounce a lot of words incorrectly. But as I recollect it, he said that the idea of decreasing people’s body length would improve life for a greater amount. First, i deny that because that imbecile doesn’t understand anything. We intend to actually decrease the population in quantitative terms also. There will be fewer people who also are smaller, which will decrease human impact on the planetary resources. Second, he can’t see the whole picture, in fact he is incapable of conducting any kind of holistic analysis, which is what I do. Therefore he doesn’t understand that humanity already is involved in a process that is going to change living conditions and circumscribe the possible amount of people living on the planet.
- But what about these accusations of your methods of enforcing the manifesto, wouldn’t that include authoritarian rule, or even totalitarian?
- People with limited intelligence, as Duodenom and Anthrax, does not understand that this process already has been started! And I didn't start it!
- Has it? Who started it?
- That’s easy to explain! It was of course the overgrowners as they started to industrialize and pollute the whole planet. In particular in recent time certain plastic compounds has been spread in nature and the environment, which the human body identifies as female hormones and these hormones decrease the build up of male hormones in males. This lowers the fertility rate and decrease the amount of newly born infants. It is just a matter of wait and see.
- I’ve never heard of this, is it really true?
- Of course it is. In the mid-90s the Danes found semen collected in 1965, stored away and forgotten. The Danes replicated the study on semen taken from Dane males in 1995, 30 years after and found that fertility had fallen with 50 percent in 30 years time, thanks to plastics spread in the environment. So what Anthrax and Duodenum reads into the Manifesto of Shortness is simply incorrect. I and my associates will do nothing to enforce any form of authoritarian or totalitarian rule. The development that comes from modernization and urban development will do the trick with or without my participation.
- But then why the Manifesto?
- It is simply a way of correcting the orientation of society…
- We hereby thank Professor Svinhufvud and I can tell you, dear viewers that the channel who spread this pack of lies has been reported to the Broadcasting Control Board, who will investigate the matter further…
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