lördag 5 december 2009

X-mas 19 days away


The action plan today was to strike a little bit more efficient and save more pigs from extermination at once. This action proved successful and the Gnome Combat Group saved a whole family, consisting of Emily Fransescoli and her four piglets.


The PATALAP did not interfere with this action. They where probably licking their wounds from yesterday. The Garden Gnome Guide had a theory of his own: "- I think that if they pay too much attention to our operations they implicitly tell the public that we exist and the public might not be ready for that yet. If the public would consider gnomes as living creatures, the authorities could not ignore us and would have to give us civil rights. Considering how bad longish people behave against smaller ones that would risk outbursts of gnome racism. Also considering gnome power over growing stuff, the authorities might not be willing to risk open gnome retaliation against farm land and gardens. I think they still realize that the Reclaim the garden campaign ain't over yet!"


The other gnomes were humming and humming and for an outsider it was difficult to understand if it was the humming of consent or a humming of silent opposition. But outsiders can't really be sure what gnomes mean... you have to stuck to your rituals and hope for the best...

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