Attention! Attention! Just this minute the Gnomeline News Studio has been raided by the PATALAP Anti-Terrorist Very Special Gnome Activity Restraining Combat Group (putting together an abreviation do seem pointless here). The PATALAPs came in from the roof during a News broadcast and Gnoma Interrogata was interrupted during her interview with a lot of interesting guests. From the Temporary Headquarteers of the Garden Gnome Guide it is reported that the resistance and immediate counter attack is being prepared. The Garden Gnome Guide says:
- Now there is no more mister Nice Gnome! This means war! We will fight these bastards in every garden, every wood, in the super markets and in the streets! They will regret this! On the spot in the Gnomeline Studio the resisitance is led by Gnoma Interrogata and the Baseball Bat Gnome. I can promise the attackers that will not be a nice X-mas this years. I urge every gnome, dwarf, smallish being, pigs and others who sympathize with our cause to join the Resistance! We will win, but it may take a week or two!!!
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