The artificial dwarf and the eminent Professor in Nanology Ambjoern Svinhufvud, was in the Gnomeline studio with his Manifesto of Shortness ready for presenation. He looked into the camera without blinking, delaying what we all been waiting for so long. Few were those who actually seen him and even fever had heard him speak, but now was the time. I think that the Professor himself was the least nervous of us all. He looked calmly at all of us. His eyes was just overlooking his glasses. It was as he was certain that the moment of triumph was not far away, not anymore!
"- Ladies and gentlemen and not least of all, you poor short people all over the world, I’ve come to you with a message which will guide you towards prosperity and superiority! In my hand I have the document with a revolutionary explosiveness that will free all smallish, short and repressed people.” It was total silence and you could have heard a feather falling. Professor Svinhufvud started reading:
"Manifesto of Shortness
1. In shortness lies man’s greatness. The one that is short use less of our common resources and is therefore more caring and responsible and a more evolved being from a moral and ethical standpoint. To be short is to be emphatic! Who has ever heard of a short psychopath? Everybody has human rights, though the short one is through his or her moral and ethical excellence of a higher value! The short person is the most equal among equals and therefore worthy of positively being promoted. The short person is SOMEBODY and the overgrown person should not imagine to be anyone at all.
2. The short person is better than the overgrown. An overgrown individual uses more resources that a smallish person, which implies that more small persons can survive on the resources so recklessly wasted by the overgrowns.
3. The short person has a proportionally larger brain volume compared to the overgrown. Furthermore a short person has a longer life because he or she uses their bodily resources more economically than overgrown people. The short person lives longer because its reproductive capacity starts to degenerate later in life. This means that short people are an improved human species and it may be further improved by breeding more and more short grown people. The reproduction of the overgrown has to be counteracted and even stopped by active acts of sterilization.
4. Competitive sports for overgrowns has to be stopped and restrictions enforced concerning body length and body weight for those competing in various sports events. This restriction has to be enforced gradually and as the time passes by the harshness of the restrictions shall increase.
5. Short people has to be positively better treated as it comes to access to higher education. Those who refuse to cooperate according to these rules and regulations will be dismissed immediately. An overgrown cadre of professors will not be allowed to spread their poison to future generations. Shortness is indeed genius and brilliance.
6. Overgrown people will not be allowed to dominate i society. Housing and transports will in the future be designed for short people’s needs, and the consequence will be that overgrowns won’t be able to use them, which is basically their own problem. It is possible for them to surgically modify their appearances to be accepted in society. These surgical modifications is connected with demands of compulsory sterilization, in order to stop bad genes, genes designed for overgrowness to spread within the human species.
7. Short people will be promoted to leading positions and get access to the most qualified jobs. This will be achieved through the use of a quota system which will positively promote short people. This quota system will be designed so that the shorter one is the smaller is the figure ones points is divided on admission. The result is expected to be that a short person will be multiply rewarded for his or her smallness, while overgrowns points erodes by the length of their bodies’. A short person therefore is consecutively rewarded for his or her shortness.
8. It will become forbidden to publicly and privately exercise or making fun of short people. Contests as the throwing of dwarves will be punished especially harsh. To sexually abuse a short person will be the same as making use of a minor; the acts of a nanophile. A short person never tell lies about an overgrown.
9. Associations and organizations which glorify overgrowness will be banned, and those that persist to join such associations and organizations will receive harsh an immediate punishment.
10. An overgrown will never be allowed to teach a short person anything through direct communication. The purpose of this is that short people will not become dependent of any overgrownperson. Domination caused and fuelled by larger body length is based on a bodily defect and that is a defect that we no longer can or will allow. Short people all over the world , join together and throw off the yoke of overgrowness. Do remember that all you risk to lose is the shackles that restrain you in your most personal mines!”
We now thank Professor Svinhufvud and hope that the heyday of shortness is not that far away. Thank You Professor Svinhufvud for sharing this important document with us, said Gnoma Fatale with a smile…
"Manifesto of Shortness
1. In shortness lies man’s greatness. The one that is short use less of our common resources and is therefore more caring and responsible and a more evolved being from a moral and ethical standpoint. To be short is to be emphatic! Who has ever heard of a short psychopath? Everybody has human rights, though the short one is through his or her moral and ethical excellence of a higher value! The short person is the most equal among equals and therefore worthy of positively being promoted. The short person is SOMEBODY and the overgrown person should not imagine to be anyone at all.
2. The short person is better than the overgrown. An overgrown individual uses more resources that a smallish person, which implies that more small persons can survive on the resources so recklessly wasted by the overgrowns.
3. The short person has a proportionally larger brain volume compared to the overgrown. Furthermore a short person has a longer life because he or she uses their bodily resources more economically than overgrown people. The short person lives longer because its reproductive capacity starts to degenerate later in life. This means that short people are an improved human species and it may be further improved by breeding more and more short grown people. The reproduction of the overgrown has to be counteracted and even stopped by active acts of sterilization.
4. Competitive sports for overgrowns has to be stopped and restrictions enforced concerning body length and body weight for those competing in various sports events. This restriction has to be enforced gradually and as the time passes by the harshness of the restrictions shall increase.
5. Short people has to be positively better treated as it comes to access to higher education. Those who refuse to cooperate according to these rules and regulations will be dismissed immediately. An overgrown cadre of professors will not be allowed to spread their poison to future generations. Shortness is indeed genius and brilliance.
6. Overgrown people will not be allowed to dominate i society. Housing and transports will in the future be designed for short people’s needs, and the consequence will be that overgrowns won’t be able to use them, which is basically their own problem. It is possible for them to surgically modify their appearances to be accepted in society. These surgical modifications is connected with demands of compulsory sterilization, in order to stop bad genes, genes designed for overgrowness to spread within the human species.
7. Short people will be promoted to leading positions and get access to the most qualified jobs. This will be achieved through the use of a quota system which will positively promote short people. This quota system will be designed so that the shorter one is the smaller is the figure ones points is divided on admission. The result is expected to be that a short person will be multiply rewarded for his or her smallness, while overgrowns points erodes by the length of their bodies’. A short person therefore is consecutively rewarded for his or her shortness.
8. It will become forbidden to publicly and privately exercise or making fun of short people. Contests as the throwing of dwarves will be punished especially harsh. To sexually abuse a short person will be the same as making use of a minor; the acts of a nanophile. A short person never tell lies about an overgrown.
9. Associations and organizations which glorify overgrowness will be banned, and those that persist to join such associations and organizations will receive harsh an immediate punishment.
10. An overgrown will never be allowed to teach a short person anything through direct communication. The purpose of this is that short people will not become dependent of any overgrownperson. Domination caused and fuelled by larger body length is based on a bodily defect and that is a defect that we no longer can or will allow. Short people all over the world , join together and throw off the yoke of overgrowness. Do remember that all you risk to lose is the shackles that restrain you in your most personal mines!”
We now thank Professor Svinhufvud and hope that the heyday of shortness is not that far away. Thank You Professor Svinhufvud for sharing this important document with us, said Gnoma Fatale with a smile…
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