Santa Terror Protection Education

Dear viewers! Welcome to Gnomeline Education in cooperation with the Anti-Santa-Terrorist Combat Group.
I am the Garden Gnome Guide and I am your guide into the minds of evil and nasty Santa impostors. What's behind that seemingly nice and joyful surface? You meet them in stores, on streets and even in your home - they are always expressing this strange sound: - Hou hou hou... What does it mean? Does it have any meaning at all? Santas in their modern form and shape are a relatively new part of our society. There are traces back in folklore and old Christian tales, but they could all be taken rather lightly. We have to look at their present appearance.
This appearance is mainly a social construction to promote sales of largely unnecessary merchandise. Its a salespromotion that is being an integrated part of modern consumerism. Okay, they make us spend a lot of money on things we really don't need. That's bad, but it isn't necessary evil! But when these sinister Santa Terrorist take over wearing their disguises and infiltrate society it becomes evil, if the goal is to maim or seriously injure innocent people.
People ask us if it is really necessary to arrest and imprison every Santa we find! We have only one answer to this:
- One lousy terrorist on the loose out there is one too many! We will hold them until after x-mas, when they become harmless as nobody gets tricked by a Santa from February to September!
Think of this: -
Beware of characters in red clothes, white beard and hair! If somebody says "hou hou", take it as a threat and report it to the authourities in general and the Anti-Santa-Terrorist Combat Group in particular!!!