- Good evening dear dwarves, gomes and folks! This is the Bluegnome reporting directly from the Gnomevision studio and with us tonight are distinguished Professors Duodenum and Anthrax and on a link the admirable mr. Xhantar. You have sensational material for us tonight mr. Xhantar, haven't you?
- Oh yeah! Today we at the Wackoleaks release a lot of documents, 192,234 in fact, proving who the group behind Svinhufvud and the combat Gnome really has been holdning in custody at Gnomantanamo Bay!
- That sounds really intriguing, tell us more!
- It seems that of the 1,478 fake Santas arrested at Gnomantanamo Bay 942 was husbands and fathers preparing for X-mas celebration for their own or their neigbours kids. Arround 345 was arrested in malls and supermarkets taking up wishes from kids and the rest, 191, was actually involved in activities they could not explain in a rational manner. Of these 23 were armed with guns, knives and explosives. This means that Svinhufvud and his gang has rounded up approximately 1,456 innocent people and are still holding them in detention.
- This sounds not quite right...
- Not quite right! I beg your pardon! Is there something called rule of law here? Or has Svinhufvud ruling as a military dictator. I demand that all the detainee's at Gnomantanamo Bay are released immediately. This can't go on! It has to stop!
- I totally agree, as soon as we put that Svinhufvud charactyer behind bars the better! Having weapons for your personal protection isn't a crime as long as you can provide a licence for it! Explosives may be used celebrating X-mas and New Year, and then this is neither a crime!
- It seems that Svinhufvud has done some miscalculations here! That's all dwarves, gnomes and folks! See you tomorrow!
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