Terror Attack against Terrorists?

- We great our viewers wellcome and and we are reporting directly from Gnomantanamo Bay, where it seems as a massive attack has been undertaken. The whole prison camp seems blown to pieces! What is your opinion Professor Svinhufvud?
- This is a tricky one! There are two possibilities as I see it! First, all the fake Santas made a prison break out and staged the explosion as a cover up, in order to avoid being captured again. It is difficult though to imagine approximately 1400 persons in orange overalls running away undetected. Of course you could easily disguise as workmen, but still you're too many...
- It seems difficult, but what about the other possibility?
- That's another scenario! It is when the terrorists are the victims of terror themselves! Somebody did not like these fake Santas and their deceptive activities and decided to blow them to pieces...
- Is there any evidence pointing in this direction?
- No we have not found the epicentre of the explosion yet. It's tricky I tell you! Furthermore, we have not found any bodies, which point at the first possibility as the most probable.
- We thank Professor Svinhufvud for his insightsful, intelligent and knowledgeable comments. That's all from the bombing site for now!