Santa Robbery in Stockholm

- Good evening dwarves, gnomes and folks! We have disturbing news from Stockholm, capital of Sweden, a northern banana monarchy! It appears that one of the Royal Guards, guarding the royal castle been robbed of his AK5 during the night. The robbers were... guess who? You're right; two fake Santas. Luckily we got a snap-shot of them, right before they rob the guard. It was the Garden Gnome Guide who creatively got the snap-shot with his cellphone camera.


- What did I tell you? They are planning something big!
- But why in Stockholm? It is out in the middle of nowhere? Wouldn't it be better to hit some big megapolis like Gnomopolis or Dwarvesville?
- Who knows what's going on in the heads of these deranged characters. No normal being can have any idea about that...
- So they are inscrutible?
- Quite so! Look at the screens behind me. First the snapshot of the robbery. It is almost as something two drunk guys going home from the pub in the middle of the night can come up with. Then there is the Santa that is showing his private parts in public, right behind me, and then finally a Santa kidnapper driving away with a blond girl. Do you need anymore evidence? These men are mean, evil and nasty!
- So people are wrong thinking that Santas are nice and generous?
- That's an illusion I hope that our work has terminated for god.
- That's all dwarves, gnome and folks! Merry, merry X-mas...