tisdag 28 december 2010

Santa Terrorist Exposure


- Good evening dwarves, gnomes and folks! Today we can present sensational material from Wackoleaks! Tell us more mr. Xhantar!
- Well yeah, after long surveilance we succeeded to get a snap-shot that proves that Svinhufvud and the Combat Group doesn't play with open cards. They have a hidden agenda. The snap-shot reveals Svinhufvud instructing fake Santas to make a fake terrorist attack. In the background we can see the Combat Group's Battle Baloon with the Combat Gnome in the front. The setting shows the crime, the planning and the involved actors en flagrante!

- Professor Anthrax what is your response to this sensational information?
- It's just what you could expect! Svinhufvud would do anything to prove his point. He has a long history of deception. Whatever he says must be considered as a possible lie and deception!
- What do you think of this Professor Duodenum?
- It's an outrage! The man is totally out of touch with reality and is actually trying to draw the rest of society into his sick perceptions. He wants our reality to be like his sick fantasies! Disgusting! For a month his has been rouming arround the world with his terror tales and now it is shown to be a total fake!
- Mr. Xhantar, what is your opinion of this?
- Well, we at Wackoleaks are pleased to reveal this kind of exposure of fakes, half-truths and outright public lies. We are here to serve the public! For a small cost of course!
- We thank mr. Xhantar, professors Anthrax and Duodenum for their illuminating information on this topic. Good night dwarves, gnomes and folks!

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