Downtown Terror Report

- Good evening dwarves, gnomes and folks! This is the Combat Gnome and Professor Ambjoern Svinhufvud reporting to you from downtown live! A spectacular bombing has taken place in a shopping centre and the full magnitude of it is yet unknown. It seems like the management hired some Santas to increase sales. Unfortunately it was this sinister fake Santa type they choose for the job! What is your response and reflexions Professor Svinhufvud?
- Well! What can you expect? You warn people and tell them how to behave to minimize risk! What do they do? The opposite of course! The result we all can see behind my back. Not much of a shopping centre left after that bomb, eh? One of the perpetrators is lying behind me. I had to let my combat gnomes immobilize him! Fine job they did! Another one is escaping over the roof, but we will get him, be sure of that!
- Why did it turn out so bad?
- Well, what do you expect? They let the damned Santas move in their gear using a truck! How stupid can you be? There were tons and tons of TNT in there... madre de los dios!!! Unfortunately, we cannot charge the management who allowed all this, cause they had a board meeting when the bomb went off on the upper floor... I guess they will have to find a new management group now... nut there is no scarcity of that type professionals nowadays...
- This is a sad experience to learn as people neglect sensible pieces of advice and go on as there were no danger at all. We have to remember that the scumbags we are dealing with here are completely ruthless! The one escaping over the roof we will give a good bat beating, be sure of that!
- We thank the Combat Gnome and Professor Svinhufvud for these words of wisdom and wish you all dwarves, gnomes and folks a very, very good evening indead!