X-mas Day Terror Up-Date

- Good evening dwarves, gnomes and folks! Tonight Professors Duodenum and Anthrax are with us here in the studio and on link we also have Mr. Xhantar available! What are your comments on the last development of this Santa terrorist business?
- It's an outrage! This lunatic Svinhufvud has totally destroyed X-mas. This lovely institution, invented for profiting business and sales of tottally unnecessary products. Business and sales are down both in Gnomopolis and Dwarvesville! It's a catastroph! Thanks to him we are on our way into a deep recession.
- All this can be blamed on Svinhufvud?
- Yes of course! Usually I am not fond of easy explanations, but where Svinhufvud is involved, he is to blame. It is as sure as there is rice in China and that bears take a shit in the woodlands!
- Furthermore, Svinhufvud has an ability to badly influence those cloose to him. He is like the bad apple in the basket, contaminating the whole lot! It would be better if he didn't exist!
- But what about yesterday? The Santa robbery in Stockholm and all the other things fake Santas did yesterday? Shouldn't we be worried about them?
- Of course this is severe incidents, but Svinhufvud actually makes them worse!
- Worse? How come?
- He exaggerates the events! Takes a small and insignificant event and make into a huge problem that threatens all of society as we know it!
- Oh, that is bad!
- Yeah, that's disinformation!
- We thank professors Duodenum, Anthrax and mr. Xhantar for their valuable and insightsful comments on these events. That's all dwarves, gnomes and folks!