- Good evening dear Gnomeline viewers! Today we have with us the the artificial dwarf and the distinguished Professor Svinhufvud. You Professor Svinhufvud have promosed to explain to us about the Santa Terror and how to deal with the threat. How we will be able to still sleep well in our cozy beds.
- Thank you, thank you! You're much too kind to my humble person... Dear folks, dwarfs and Gnomes, we live in difficult times... troubled times I dare to say, troubled indead... hmm... hmmm... if we look at the screen to my left, we see an archetypical Santa, unfortunately drunk and fallen out of the chimney. We could bear these extravaganzas, but not what it has all turned out to be lately. In the middle we see a parade of badly disguised Santas... these are a part of what we are up against... these Santas are relatively easy to find and expose and terminate...
- Terminate?
- I mean lock up in custody, until x-mas is over for now... but our real trouble is the one on the lower right. That particular specimen or type isn't easily exposed, but has a rather convincing disguise cause it is basically genuine. Yeah, tricky these are. Tricksters you could call'em! You cannot pull them by the beard and expose'em that way... there is no way the layman to see through this kind of disguise. Will look like the genuine thing to'em... hrmf, hrmf...
- We thank Professor Svinhufvud for these illuminating words out of his limitless wsidom. Good Night everybody! And beware of Bad Santas out there!
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