Gnomevision Debate

- Good evening dear viewers! This is the Bluegnome directly reporting from the Gnomevision Studio. Today we the pleasure to present the distinguished Professor Victor G. Antrax and his collegue the Associate Professor Stareling Duodenum, who are joining us for an analyses of the events of last week in general and yesterday in particular! What is your response to these events Professor Antrax?

- What do you expect? I go to a conference at the Incheon University and what happens? When I return the whole place is turned into a luny bin! Is it too much to ask of people to restrain themselves?

- So you mean that this whole business with the Terror-Santa conspiracy is rubbish?

- Oh no! You've got me all wrong there! The Santas are guilty all right! But it is our business to deal with'em, not that charlatan Svinhufvud's! We have been watching these Santas for a long time now and were just ready to make our move when this Svinhufvud destroys everything!

- I can't agree more! He actually spoiled years of surveillance and investigation into this business. And now everything is spolied... down the toilet... kaputt, zu vergangenheit gegangen! said an angry Duodenum. And they opened that prison centre, when we had spent loads and loads of cash building our own detention centre. We were actually planning to catch every last one of these Santa imposters on x-mas Eve!

- On x-mas Eve, then all the children would have been sad! said the astonished Bluegnome.

- Nevermind the children, I'm referring to our common future... a future without these charlatan's without talent. They will surely be better off in the long run...

- So how will you respond to Svinhufvud's initiative?

- We will have to come back to you on that one... that's all I can say for now!

- We thank Professor Antrax and associate Professor Duodenum for this insightsful piece of information...