tisdag 7 december 2010

Rounding up the Rough Santas


Today we on Gnomeline News brings you a live field report from the rounding up of some Terror Santas. They were surely planning some sinister business when they were discovered by the Combat Group and drove towards the rouning up place, the Combat Gnome told us. He said he was sorry he couldn't talk directly to us, cause this matter demanded his full attention. He said that the Santas had a lot of sacks contain their typical terrorist gear. He was glad that he saved the lives of numerous innocent people by this act.

The Santas on the other hand was screaming and yelling, demanding legal representation. Which, by the way, is impossible as they have no rights. Having no rights, there can be no trial, no lawyer and no judgement.

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