- Good Evening dear viewers! Today we can provide you with an exclusive fieldreport from the ongoing Campaign against Santa-Terrorism. On the screen just now you can see the Combat Gnome (the one with the baseball-bat) and two other fighting gnomes. What happened here?
- We came across a Terror-Santa, who was equipped with his usual red-coloured gear and a big brown sack, filled with suspicious looking parcels. Presumably bombs of some sort! The combat group succeeded to paralyze the Santa and remove the sack out of his control and then took away his clothing in the search for suicide bombing devices. The evidence has now been removed from crime-scene and we are now waiting for transportation of the Terror-Santa to the Gnomantanamo Bay Terrorist Detention Centre.
- How do you evaluate this terrorist-attack?
- It must be considered as serious. After all he had a lot of suspicious looking devices on his body and in the sack... He also put up real hard resistance.
- As for instance what kind of devices?
- I'm sorry, but that is classified information. But he was yelling about his constitutional rights. Rubbish of course! Terrorists have no rights!
- We thank the Combat Gnome for this illuminating report from the field of action.
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