Svinhufvud Denies Fraud

- Good evening dear dwarves, gnomes and folks! We have with us this evening in the Gnomeline Studio Professor Svinhufvud. Yesterday Professor Svinhufvud Wackoleaks accused you of grand scale fraud and that the war on Santa Terror was just about arresting ordninary citizens minding their own private business! Is there any substance in the claims of mr. Xhantar, professors Duodenum and Anthrax?
- Of course not! It is as always; a storm in a tin bucket! We have, in fact, hard evidence, proving that there has been REAL TERROR ATTACKS hurting ordninary people, destroying private and public property and terrorizing people! I have the photos and I have the the moving pictures as well!!!
- I see... there is no doubt then?
- Not a chance! It just wishful thinking of the scumbags back over at Gnomevision. The photos are clear in their information and they clearly show fake Santas running from the scenes of their crimes. I can add that all of these perpetrators you see here are held at Gnomantanamo Bay at the proesent.
- Can you describe what we see here?
- Of course! I'll be delighted to. First we se a Santa who set up a car bomb outside a mall. A disaster! Arround 100 casualties and a lot of damage to business installations. You can see the perpetrator running in the front. Isn't this a sight of a man totally lacking scruples?



- The second is a downtown bombing in Dwarvesville, destroying a supermarket causing the death of no more than 23 people, twelve gnomes and ten dwarves. Terrible and you see this Santa terrorist escaping in the front. It's making me sick actually just to look at it!



- Finally, the third is a bombing of a combined hardware store and supermarket. You see the terrorist running in the front. Here 43 people, two gnomes and seven dwarves were the victims.


What mr. Xhantar, Professor Duodenum and Professor Anthrax fail to see is that real dwarves, gnomes and folks are suffering from the ruthlessness of these rough Santas. Instead they accuse me. Talk about shooting the messenger!
- Thank you Professor Svinhufvud for setting us all on the right track. That's all dwarves, gnomes and folks, have a nice evening!