Santa Terror Attack against Gnomeline Studio

-This is the Bluegnome reporting directly from outside the building where the Gnomeline Studio is located. It seems like there has been a terrorist attack directed against the Gnomeline Studio. A wellknown fake Santa-Terrorist seems to been involved, as he was seen leaving the crime site.


Inside the building our sources claim there is chaos and when the attack came, it seems like Professor Svinhufvud was preparing for one of his comments on the fake Santa Terror. Some who have been rescued from the building claim that it was a bomb that went off. Others say it was a fire that went out of control as Professor Svinhufvud was exposing the practice of specific arsonist tricks, when he lost control of the fire. We have a citizen here. What is your opinion?
- Hello my name is Jeffrey! I want all these gnomes, dwarves and crazy academics to go away! They destroyed our X-mas and now they are attacking New Year as well. They talk about terror and how to fight it... I now how to stop it! Round'em up end send them out on the Ocean and let the Air Force train target bombing on'em!
- So that's how ordinary citizens feel about this! This is the Bluegnome reporting recent events for Gnomevision!