Svinhufvud Accuse

- Good evening dwarves, gnomes and folks! Today we have with us in the studio, here at Gnomeline, Professor Svinhufvud and on an external link Gnomas Foxy and Doxy and mr. Xhantar. I pass the word to Professor Svinhufvud! What's up?
- Well I was falsely accused yesterday for setting up fake attacks by fake Santas. Not only my own person, but also the Combat Gnome and the whole Combat Group, was falsely accused. The whole lot of the so called evidence was fabricated and constructed to make me look bad! But today it turns out that my accuser; mr. Xhantar has been caught with his trousers round his ancles! Isn't he a stinker?
- With us on a link from the Gnomelido Bar in downtown Dwarvesville we have Gnomas Foxy and Doxy! What can you tell us?
- We were sitting in the bar minding our very own business when this Xhantar-guy approached. He offered us drinks and stuff and finally he came with a suggestion of a photo-session in a room in the back of the bar. As he said that we were to be fairly paid for our small services, we agreed to his suggestions. In the back room it showed that he had other things in mind. He was not alone. There were two other guys there. Real scumbags if you ask us! And they did disgusting things!
- Who were these men?
- The police helped us to identify them as Duodenum and Anthrax! Really nasty bastards. They tied us up and made us do unspeakable things. Against our will! We did not want this we said! But we were told to shut the fuck up! Afterwards they throw us out in the cold winter night, practically without clothes! This Xhantar laughed and said that we should test ourselves for certain types of sicknesses! We have not slept ever since! He is an animal that one! A beast of a dwarf!
- What do you have to say, mr. Xhantar?
- That's the worst rubbish I've ever heard of! Okay we had a nice time together, but they were there of their own free will! And there were not anybody else there! To include Duodenum and Anthrax is an outright lie. This Svinhufvud is an intrigant son of a bitch, totally lacking scruples!
- What is your response to this Professor Svinhufvud?
- It's ridicilous! Yesterday they presented material that was consisting of photos taken of paper figurines; a total fake! Even the baloon was fake! People capable of such fraude, cannot ever be trusted in any respect!
- How do you plan to proceed with your accusations, Foxy and Doxy?
- Our lawyer, mr. Castlestream, has aviced us to go to court and press charges for rape and serious molesting against Xhantar, Duodenum and Anthrax. We also claim damages 20 million Euro!
- It is clear that a society ruled by law can't accept that scumbags like this are allowed to move arround without restrictions. They must be put behind bars where they belong!
- We thank Professor Svinhufvud for this insightsful and balanced comment and wish you all, dwarves, gnomes and folks good night?