The Combat Group hereby inform the concerned public that during this x-mas there might be fake Santas coming into your homes. We warn you that these impostors have hidden agendas and sometimes weapons and bombs with them into your homes. Don't let any of them into your home. Be sure that it only takes one Santa with a suicidal belt to destroy your x-mas and maybe ruin your family forever. Allow no trespassing!
Be also alert when visiting malls and shopping centres as these impostors frequently visit and seemingly work in these places. The danger is actually worse in such places, because these fake Santas are able to bring loads and loads of destructive weapons and bombs in their x-mas sacks. If you spot one of these x-mas men, keep the distance and call for the Combat Group and we will take care of them and save your x-mas...
The Combat Group bid you beware and a Merry Merry X-mas
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