- Good evening everybody! This a broadcast directly from Gnomevision. Presenting for you Professor Stareling Duodenum and Professor Anthrax live in the studio. The course of the events seems to have escalated. What is your insightsful opinion Professor Anthrax?
- Well, what we see here is pretty much what could be expected. The madman Svinhuvfud went right into the hornets nest, and look what he brought upon us! There are Santas everywhere! This is ridicilous! Have can there be more terrorists than people to terrorize?
- And this is unusual?
- Very much so, indead! This will tear on the law enforcement resources. I don't know if we really can match this. We will need prisoncamps the size of Nou Camp in Barcelona! Several of them!
- Yes, we think that all these Santas, look on my right, there are thousands of them in downtown Moscow. The Russian Omon Forces cannot match this. They are helpless. It's worse than during the coup d'etat in 1991.
- Usually, the terrorist are few and the ordinary people are many, but this... we have no experience of problems this size. For all we know, they might have bullet proof vests and then it becomes very tricky...
- Okay, we will look out and report if the situation detoriates and come to you, dear viewers! Good Night to You, dear Viewers!
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