Gnomevision Expose Fraud

- Good evening dear dwarves, gnomes and folks! Today we are able to expose what seems to be a great fraud! A scandal in fact! Explain to us Professor Duodenum!
- I'll be delighted to do so! It seems like there are certain conditions concerning yesterday's bombing downtown that are unclear, to say the least!
- How so?
- It seems that documents has been released that reveal that Svinhufvud and the Combat Group did not only fight the fake Santas, they in fact staged the whole thing...
- Where does this information come from?
- It has been provided from the new company Wackoleaks and it's spokesgnome Julio Xhantar. Luckily we have him with us tonight on a link from Gnomopolis! Hello Julio, how are you!
- Hi there! I'm fine!
- What does the information say more exactly?
- It seems like Svinhufvud and the Combat Group took prisoners from Gnomantanamo Bay, dressed them up and provided them with the bombs and drove them to the Shopping Centre.
- But thats awful... looks like a complete set-up!
- Sure, thats what you can expect, dealing with scum like that!
- We have with us also Professor Svinhufvud on a link from Dwarvesville! What is your response to this accusations?
- This is ridicilous! This group around Anthrax are upset because he got locked up in the nut-house and now they try and retaliate against my humble person.
- Mr. Xhantar, what is your source for this information?
- Sorry! That is classified information! My sources are secure with me!
- You see! This is the old strategy; where there is smoke there has to be a fire!
- We will get you! You old scumbag!!!
- I'm sure glad I didn't go into that studio!!!
- We have stop the broadcasting here and wish you a very, very good night dear dwarves, gnomes and folks!!!